ME: ok. I turned in my research paper, so now a little break.
school's response: NO, YOU FOOL! There's a midterm on Monday!
ME: oh, so then Monday afternoon?
response: Have you forgotten you have pt teaching at post-conference on Tuesday!? and how about learning your pt's meds for this week? You think you'll get that done by watching The Office?
ME: oh, right. I forgot those things. Ok, then, for sure after Wednesday I'll be golden.
response: JUST KIDDING! What about that other midterm next week? Then it's practically finals, so you might as well just forget about it, sucker! You're DESTINED for fatigue!
ME: whimper...

